Things I noticed in Dublin

Stickers on trash cans that say “No bomb please”.

Guinness is much more palatable there.

A lunch stand selling delicious Mauritian curries.

Everyone has gorgeous complexion because they never see the sun.

The pubs play a lot of U2.

The pubs do not play a lot of Boomtown Rats.

There are at least 45 kinds of Irish Whiskey not called Jameson’s.

A lot of Polish supermarkets.

Irish kids are very fashionable thanks to H&M and TopShop.

Oscar Wilde’s house (A Georgian terrace — tasteful, of course).

A religious museum that has papyrus fragments from the oldest known gospels – older than the Dead Sea Scrolls.

The weather is too crap to take photographs.

Leprechauns.